Friday 14 April 2017

Only one kilogram

~ Only One Kilogram~ Hello, do you know me? If you don't, you should. I'm a Kilogram of fat, And I'm the HAPPIEST Kilogram of fat that you would ever want to meet. Want to know why? It's because no one ever wants to lose me; I'm ONLY ONE KILOGRAM, just a KILOGRAM ! Everyone wants to lose three Kilograms, five Kilograms, or fifteen Kilograms, but never only one. So I just stick around and happily keep you fat. Then I add to myself, ever so slyly, so that you never seem to notice it. That is, until I've grown to ten, twenty, thirty or even more kilograms in weight. Yes, it's fun being ONLY ONE KILOGRAM OF FAT, left to do as I please. So, when you weigh in, keep right on saying, "Oh, I only lost one kilogram." For you see, if you do this, you'll encourage others to keep me around because they'll think I'm not worth losing. And, I love being around you - your arms, your legs, your chin, your hips and every part of you. Happy Days!!! After all, I'm ONLY ONE KILOGRAM OF FAT!!! 【Author Unknown】